You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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