Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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