Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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