Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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