my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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