big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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