It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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