Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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