my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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