dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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