Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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