Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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