brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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