Me. At least after what I've been through.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I know her cup size but not her name....
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