it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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