You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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