No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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