You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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