Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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