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I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.

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This girl is more easily done than said...

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(909): View more from California

I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

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(270): View more from Kentucky

T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.

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I'm jealous

(270): View more from Kentucky

My throat feels like a candle.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...

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told you he was gay.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I smell like cotton candy and guilt.

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