I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
