nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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