Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
