AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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