My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
