sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
