Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
