i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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