I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The Olympian is in my bed
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