Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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