i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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