How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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