Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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