Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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