dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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