Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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