All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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