I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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