i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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