Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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