call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
