trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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