How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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