is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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