Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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