Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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