It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
