Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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