ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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