dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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