She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
40s are totally the cure
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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