I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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