butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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