So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my phone needs a breathalizer
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Swine flu is the new snow day.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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