; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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