Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
