i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Fuck appropriateness.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
did you just send me my own nude
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize