FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
