This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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